thebrownhatter:

krudman:

Has anyone done this yet?

Scott oh my word.

Shitty gay science pickup lines

thetalentedmrjadley:

If you were an element you’d be Barium, cause you are slayin’.

  • decades of horror cinema: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, would that be scary or what
  • matilda: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, hell yeah, that would fuckin own

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