What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he…
ideas for a asurrealist gay porn called “unzipping”
imagine you’re unzipping a dude and his dick is just a horse head
imagine you’re unzipping a dude and his crotch is your mother’s dissapproving stare. you can almost hear her in your head, you can almost hear "i’m not mad, just dissapointed you’d just go around and have casual sex like that"
imagine you’re unzipping a dude, and a pool of metallic liquid comes out and forms a mirror. your reflection speaks to you, "the only act of truth is to destroy yourself completely. be free"
Imagine having sex with Friedrich Nietzsche.
imagine you’re unzipping a dude and his penis is a cigar. imagine it’s not a cigar.
imagine you’re unzipping a dude and as you do it, you can feel everything around you, slowly, dying.
imagine you’re unzipping a dude. imagine doing it 32 times. imagine doing it 152 times. imagine doing it 332 times. imagine doing it one last time, putting your hand in to pull it out and just finding a whirling void of rose petals.
imagine unzipping a guy and hearing in your head “you will always be alone, and then you will die”
imagine unzippinga dude and 337 japanese maidens floating around you.
imagine unzipping a dude and a waterfall of grape soda starts pouring out. in the torrent, a cake floats. in frosting it reads "your mother and i are separating"
imagine unzipping a guy and a toddler coming out, screaming A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A R
imagine you’ve stopped unzipping. imagine tearing yourself apart limb to limb. this is nirvana. this is nothingness. you’ve escaped.